Yeah, Right

Conversation had with the checker at the grocery store:

"So, what fun plans do you have for this evening?"

"Just hanging out with my husband."

Looks at hand, sees ring, "Oh, you're married?"

"Yeah." It's a good idea to look for a ring before you try to pick up on someone. Dummy.

Not that I would have gone out with someone wearing a Thanksgiving dinner on their head even if I was single.